Friday, May 28, 2010
Brought to you by Abdul who also had his car (Range Rover his father bought him) towed.
First of all, never tweet @SvenJohnston and let him know you hope to have more car stories for him soon. I consider this partially his fault.
Well, and then The Boy gets blame for some of it, too. I parked the Prius and came inside to change for the evening. Was planning to go shopping and maybe see a movie or something. I went into the bedroom and The Boy was on my mind. I did it. You know. It. Twice. And really well. I mean not as well as, well, with..you know, but, good enough to make me lay down for a moment exhausted and not realize that my freaking Prius was outside being towed....
There is something so completely wrong about that. And so right. Tonight's orgasm cost me $265.00. Well $265.00 if I can pick it up by 11:59pm.
Some lessons learned.
1. Yelling in the space where towed car once was will not make it suddenly appear. Neither will scowling.
2. Today's event finds in Abbot Kinney make up for tonight. Think on the good things. Sometimes there's only a few. Sometimes only one. Sometimes only a half.
3. If you are a person that tends to have car traumas then create an emergency kit. Include in it: Diet Coke, BBQ Chips, mandm's and one person that will come get your ass in under 10 minutes.
4. Towing of cars is not really a disaster. Disasters are disasters.
5. Be kind to the guy who has your car on lockdown. He gets treated really poorly all the time. Try to bring out the soft spots in his heart. Or, just make sure your car gets back to the 'free' side of the gate before you threaten him bodily harm. I, for one, was very sweet even when he had to pry the debit card from my death grip.
6. For God's sake, keep your phone charged. There are pictures to take of these moments.
7. When the opportunity arises, practice your Arabic. I mean, don't ignore people. The UAE Boys were waiting there in pain with me. And I don't know if their tow was a result of orgasms or not but in either case, just get to know people. I used the little Arabic I have and they used their sweet English and we made the most of our waiting.
8. Whatever you do, don't park your car in the Tow and Mo lot. They will even tow you there. Right over the damn fence. Brutal.
9. Count the stars. I walked outside to wait my turn for my car. All of a sudden I heard crickets. Beautiful almost summer crickets. And looking up there was a star but not just one, twenty and probably many more if I kept looking and counting. So many things to see if you get outside your head. I decided not to focus on what I was losing (money, time, an evening out) but what the night let me gain and it was beautiful. Really beautiful.
10. Oh, and I guess park underground just in case you're feeling randy. But how do you know til you know. (Geez.)
A very starry, almost summer, cricket-filled love,